Bad Alexus got her name by being hilariously rude and offensive. In fact, she may have failed the customer-friendly and positivity aspect of production. She will only respond with phrases such as "I'm not your bloody slave, you know" and "You can kiss my ass!" in a British or American accent. With 10 rude responses, there's no way of knowing what will come out of her mouth next. Not for the faint-hearted, Bad Alexus will make a less-than-great impression on your loved one, but at least she can play all their top tunes via Bluetooth. It's the only way to shut her up, to be honest.